Mind Dump 23841
Got lots to dump today, so get ready!
First, I've decided not to title my mind dumps with the date. It's so anal, and it contradicts the point of a blog, which is freestyle writing. So from now on, it'll just be random numbers.
Secondly, just feel like sharing today, so I'd like to let you all know that I'm a snake.- a snake who's shedded its skin. But unlike the awesome creature, I can't keep mine in one long complete piece. Instead, I'm just leaving bits and pieces everywhere. I can't help it if I'm not perfect. So I'm like a walking snow flake making machine. Lovely
Just caught highlights of the tennis matches today. Serena "I'm a man" Williams versus Maria "Orgasmo" Sharapova. I'm glad I was not watching the whole match cause the audio and the visual would've definitely made my stomach turn. Sure sure, you'd say "if they sicken me so much why do you watch?". Well it's call the "It's so bad I just can't look away" syndrome.
Seriously, when you watch Sharapova, or "Orgasmova" as I've just re-named her, you'd think you're watching porn. When you watch Mr Serena, you'd think "who would be so harsh as to dress up this man in woman clothing? and clothing with such bad bad taste at that?"
It proves money can't buy everything, cos if you could, Serena would be able to buy herself some fashion sense. And maybe pick up a normal sized ass to replace her 8th-continent-on-earth ass while she's on a shopping spree.
And if money can buy everything, Lleyton Hewitt can buy himself some class, sportsmanship and some manners. I know I should support the Australian, the little Aussie champion blah blah blah. But one look at him, with his eyes so freakishly close together, and I can't help but think, "you rude, cross-eyed, over the top, I'm-starting-a-lawn-mower-when-I-win-a-point, I-pump-myself-up-when-the-other-guy-makes-an-unforced-error, obsessively self congradulating TOSSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ok, I know I should be watching the actual tennis action and not the players themselves. But who am I gonna fool?!? I watch cos I like bitching about players like Tosser, Orgasmova, Mr 8th continent ass. As much as I'm watching for players like the gorgeous 6 foot 5 Russian (Marat Safin), the 6 foot 6 delicious new Swedish meat (Joachim Johansson). And occasionally, I do watch it for the tennis when players such as Agassi, Davenport, Federer are on court. But only occasionally
Anyways, enough about tennis. I don't even really like watching tennis that much, just caught in the comotion that is the Aust Open....
First, I've decided not to title my mind dumps with the date. It's so anal, and it contradicts the point of a blog, which is freestyle writing. So from now on, it'll just be random numbers.
Secondly, just feel like sharing today, so I'd like to let you all know that I'm a snake.- a snake who's shedded its skin. But unlike the awesome creature, I can't keep mine in one long complete piece. Instead, I'm just leaving bits and pieces everywhere. I can't help it if I'm not perfect. So I'm like a walking snow flake making machine. Lovely
Just caught highlights of the tennis matches today. Serena "I'm a man" Williams versus Maria "Orgasmo" Sharapova. I'm glad I was not watching the whole match cause the audio and the visual would've definitely made my stomach turn. Sure sure, you'd say "if they sicken me so much why do you watch?". Well it's call the "It's so bad I just can't look away" syndrome.
Seriously, when you watch Sharapova, or "Orgasmova" as I've just re-named her, you'd think you're watching porn. When you watch Mr Serena, you'd think "who would be so harsh as to dress up this man in woman clothing? and clothing with such bad bad taste at that?"
It proves money can't buy everything, cos if you could, Serena would be able to buy herself some fashion sense. And maybe pick up a normal sized ass to replace her 8th-continent-on-earth ass while she's on a shopping spree.
And if money can buy everything, Lleyton Hewitt can buy himself some class, sportsmanship and some manners. I know I should support the Australian, the little Aussie champion blah blah blah. But one look at him, with his eyes so freakishly close together, and I can't help but think, "you rude, cross-eyed, over the top, I'm-starting-a-lawn-mower-when-I-win-a-point, I-pump-myself-up-when-the-other-guy-makes-an-unforced-error, obsessively self congradulating TOSSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ok, I know I should be watching the actual tennis action and not the players themselves. But who am I gonna fool?!? I watch cos I like bitching about players like Tosser, Orgasmova, Mr 8th continent ass. As much as I'm watching for players like the gorgeous 6 foot 5 Russian (Marat Safin), the 6 foot 6 delicious new Swedish meat (Joachim Johansson). And occasionally, I do watch it for the tennis when players such as Agassi, Davenport, Federer are on court. But only occasionally
Anyways, enough about tennis. I don't even really like watching tennis that much, just caught in the comotion that is the Aust Open....
posted by S-n-O-o-P-y at 1:05 AM
3 Comments:
i am still standing strong against my views on serena, although i like the trashing on i-hate-you hewitt and you-are-a-stick maria. hehe. going to watch some man on man action now on federer and safin now. yum.
haha well said...just hope hewitt makes the final so he can lose it to safin in front of his "home" crowd and cry like the little bitch he is...why does such a cock get blessed with such tennis skills...a nice guy like pat rafter deserved it more...
that reminds me! i m so glad hewitt lost...yet he stole the limelight by getting married! argh. obvious rebound. poor girl. she is a double rebound. 1) hewitt not getting married to his sister (sorry kim, i like you, but i hate him more) 2) lost aussie open when the whole world screamed c'-i-cant-bear-to-hear-it-anymore-mon!! haha
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