The Pain, oh the pain

I have never been so sunburnt in my life. Never!

Ok, first of all, it's my fault. I'm a fucking idiot. Yes I am.
I put sunscreen on the front of my legs but then got distracted and forgot to put some on the back of my legs. So now, I'm paying for it. It's bright red from my ass to my ankles. It can't walk properly, instead, I'm hobbling and shuffling my feet around the office, with my boss laughing at me. I would snap back if I could stand around long enough to do so.

Needless to say, sleeping was a problem last night. Whenever I try to move, I would be awaken by the pain. My legs are so hot I felt like I had the electric blanket on all night.
And waking up weren't that much more pleasant either. It took me a full 5 minutes to get out of bed this morning, cos I just couldn't stand on my legs. I need to hold on the the furnitures, or whatever/whoever is around me cos my legs would be shaking when I stand still....

Serves me right for being such a fucking idiot!!

the pain oh the pain the pain oh the pain the pain oh the pain