The best call !!!

There is no secret I despise Lleyton Hewitt, he shits me up the wall (for more details, pls refer to my previous blog when I was spewing about the tennis ppl).

However, I'm not too great with words so I couldn't quite express how shitty I am to hear about him and the blonde chick from Home and Away (yes! I know her name, just don't wanna taint my blog by actually writing her name out). And aside from swear every time I have to hear about them, I couldn't really come up with any good comebacks.

Tonight I heard one. THE BEST ONE!!!
It was from Rove McManus. For some of you who may not have heard about Rove (cos it's all about crossed eye tosser and his blonde chick), him and Belinda Emmett (previously on Home and Away) got married, after being together for about 4-5 years. The wedding was around the time the whole hewitt engagement story broke. So there were much mention about Rove.

On his first show back tonight, Rove was doing his opening stand up and he talked about Hewitt and the whole big schmoozal that was their engagement. Made some funny comments about them being "a match made in Seven", "why didn't they get engaged earlier? oh yeah thats right, they were both engaged to someone else!!!", "how could she say no to the proposal when Lleyton was on his knees, sweaty, holding out the engagement ring going C'MON!!!!"
And he wrapped it up with the following:
"I mean, you can't help but feel sorry for Lleyton... being runner up at the Australian Open, being runner up with scoring the hot chicks from Home and Away" (and a cheeky smile, while the audience cracked up and applaude!!"

I LOVED IT!!! I had to put it down right away and share with everyone!

GO ROVE!